She Stole My Milk. Then Her Lawyer Sent a Demand Letter.
Joanne stormed into my kitchen an hour later, slamming her briefcase onto the island. She had printed out a thick stack of background checks and corporate filings.
"You signed a confession of judgment without calling me?" she demanded, her eyes blazing.
"He played me," I admitted, running a hand over my face. "He acted so ashamed of his mother. I just wanted the medical bills to disappear."
"Preston Vance doesn't make things disappear," Joanne said grimly, spreading the papers out. "He consumes them. I spent all morning digging into his firm."
Joanne pointed a perfectly manicured finger at a complex organizational chart.
"He doesn't run a standard law firm," she explained. "He operates a predatory debt collection agency disguised as legal counsel. He buys up junk medical debt and uses it to terrorize vulnerable homeowners."
"So he's done this before?" I asked, staring at the long list of LLCs under his name.
"Dozens of times," Joanne confirmed. "He targets neighborhoods with strict HOAs. Victoria slaps them with fines, Beatrice creates a civil conflict, and Preston swoops in to steal their assets when they can't afford to fight back."
A cold, heavy knot formed in my stomach. "They're an organized crime ring wearing pearls and suits."
"Exactly," Joanne said. "And because you signed that paper, any fraudulent activity on their part is now buried under your legal admission of guilt."
"Can we fight it?" I asked desperately. "I'll lose my business if I can't access my accounts by Friday."
Joanne leaned back, a dangerous, calculating look in her eyes. "We can't fight it in a normal courtroom. They have the paperwork on their side. We need him to voluntarily confess to the extortion."
"Preston is a shark," I scoffed. "He's never going to admit to anything."
"He will if he thinks he's already won," Joanne smiled a cold, terrifying smile. "Sharks love to gloat. We just need to give him the right bait."